Good
morning, everyone. As you prob know, unless you live on another
planet, today is Super Ad Sunday; that day when we all pay homage to
our corporate owners by watching a game played by grown men in short
pants for a mythical championship that will be nothing but a
historical footnote in short order. It is every American's civic duty
to devour all the ads during said game and then go out and buy
mountains of their products. After all, we wouldn't won't any of our
corporate bosses starving to death, now would we?
And
while you're at it, please say a little prayer for the health and
well-being of all their workers in China as well, amen.
